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Sunday, May 19, 2013

A dating tip from Lane

Each of my children are so unique, but the dynamics of their personality change when they are alone with me. Lane woke up EARLY this morning yelling for Porter. I said, "Go back to sleep, Lane. Porter is asleep and you're dreaming." He said, "You can't be awake if you're dreaming, Mom! And, I am awake!" He woke up and woke me up. He talks a lot and loud when he's the only one awake. He said, "I'm the man of the house because Porter is asleep!"

I asked him if he wanted to go to a fancy restaurant for his birthday date with me. He said, "Yea, let's go to Subway!" I said, "No, I was going to take you out to a really nice restaurant." He said, "Mo-o-om! You can't take me out to a restaurant, I'm taking YOU out." I said, "Lane, it's your birthday. I get to take you out." He said, "Mom! Whenever you go on a date, the man has to take YOU out. I'm the man. I'm taking YOU out for my birthday."

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